Quote of the Day

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

Adam Savage, Mythbuster

Quote of the Day

"I'm a time traveler, I point and laugh at archaeologists."

The Doctor
(played by David Tennant in Doctor Who)

Quote of the Day

"I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER"."

Groucho Marx

Quote of the Day

"Yeah, that can't be good."

Sheriff Jack Carter
(played by Colin Ferguson on Eureka)

Quote of the Day

"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcastin'."

Moe Howard
(from The Three Stooges)

Quote of the Day

"I get paid for what most kids get punished for."

Jerry Lewis

Quote of the Day

"We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension."

Announcer, Freakazoid

Quote of the Day

"Okay, look, I think you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering that at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker. Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you that she did not reject you. You did not ask her out."

Sheldon
(played by Jim Parsons on Big Bang Theory)

Quote of the Day

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

Dr. Peter Venkman
(played by Bill Murray in Ghostbusters)

Quote of the Day

"I got it, I got it, I got it!
I got your number on the wall!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
For a good time, for a good time call...."

Tommy Tutone, 867-5309/Jenny

Quote of the Day

“He didn’t buy his walk through walls machine at Walk Through Wal-Mart”

Jack Carter, Eureka

Quote of the Day

"Why, you got some?"

MacGyver
(played by Richard Dean Anderson in MacGyver)

Quote of the Day

“You lose being trusted. Strange how important that is when it’s gone.”

Dr. Walter Bishop, Fringe

Quote of the Day

"Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."

George Carlin

Quote of the Day

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed"


Marvin
(from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written by Douglas Adams)

Quote of the Day

"I love it when a plan comes together."


Hannibal Smith
(played by George Peppard on The A-Team)

Quote of the Day

"Someday, high school boys will leer at a girl and say 'she could power In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

Paula Poundstone
(On Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, commenting on a Slate story about the possibility of powering devices with jiggling... body parts)

Quote of the Day

"Elvis told me not to."

Self quoted
(there's a story behind this quote, too)

Quote of the Day

“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?”

Sherlock Holmes
The Sign of the Four
(written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)